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    <title>Post #397874</title>
    <description>I think I can act... Maybe I can find a way to put it to good use.</description>
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    <description>Been friends with you for a long time, Mike. A very long time, but I should have known I couldn't trust you. Shannon... You really disappoint me.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-08-05T07:14:22-01:00</dc:date>
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    <title>Post #394540</title>
    <description>Mike, Shannon... Fuck you both. See, you both broke my trust. The one thing I told you both not to do, the one thing I shouldn't HAVE to tell you not to do just out of common motherfucking respect.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-08-05T07:12:33-01:00</dc:date>
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    <title>Post #387669</title>
    <description>LOLZ BULLETPROOF</description>
    <dc:date>2008-07-26T20:02:14-01:00</dc:date>
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    <title>Post #379689</title>
    <description>I could use some hot sex..</description>
    <dc:date>2008-07-16T07:10:34-01:00</dc:date>
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  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/371324/">
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    <title>Post #371324</title>
    <description>Dildoooo</description>
    <dc:date>2008-07-07T10:17:44-01:00</dc:date>
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  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/371317/">
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    <title>Post #371317</title>
    <description>Oh, you know when its over when you can't stop fighting.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-07-07T10:05:56-01:00</dc:date>
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    <title>Post #371315</title>
    <description>Do you think maybe that could be the reason itself?</description>
    <dc:date>2008-07-07T10:05:23-01:00</dc:date>
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  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/371310/">
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    <title>Post #371310</title>
    <description>I want to make a t-shirt that says, &amp;quot;The World is My Ashtray.&amp;quot;</description>
    <dc:date>2008-07-07T09:59:02-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
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    <title>Post #321858</title>
    <description>I am win.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-05-26T07:29:45-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
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  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/310752/">
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    <title>Post #310752</title>
    <description>No, dumbass.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-05-16T15:31:02-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
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  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/299908/">
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    <title>Post #299908</title>
    <description>I'm making doodie.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-05-08T23:22:55-01:00</dc:date>
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  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/298422/">
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    <title>Post #298422</title>
    <description>And I, after a year and five months, finally let her go.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-05-08T06:21:35-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
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  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/290588/">
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    <title>Post #290588</title>
    <description>I am the protagonist.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-05-03T04:35:42-01:00</dc:date>
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  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/290587/">
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    <title>Post #290587</title>
    <description>lol.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-05-03T04:35:12-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
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  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/281339/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/281339/</link>
    <title>Post #281339</title>
    <description>HEY BUDDY! LET'S MAKE DECISIONS! You down?</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-24T17:06:24-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
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  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/280672/">
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    <title>Post #280672</title>
    <description>I'll be honest. I'm pretty miserable for no real reason. I guess I'm entering that great time that happens every so often where I just fucking sit around and mope.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-24T07:06:50-01:00</dc:date>
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    <title>Post #278750</title>
    <description>You can't be hated because it doesn't run parallel with martyrdom.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-22T17:47:03-01:00</dc:date>
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    <title>Post #278744</title>
    <description>bangbang.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-22T17:37:47-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
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  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/278703/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/278703/</link>
    <title>Post #278703</title>
    <description>No one plays tony hawk for the computer. You lose.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-22T16:47:16-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
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  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/275388/">
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    <title>Post #275388</title>
    <description>I did.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-21T05:40:31-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
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  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/275386/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/275386/</link>
    <title>Post #275386</title>
    <description>Yeah, I'm talking about your girlfriend.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-21T05:39:49-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
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    <title>Post #275385</title>
    <description>I'd love nothing more than to pull that girl's hair once more, and have her dig her nails into my back.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-21T05:39:26-01:00</dc:date>
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  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/273009/">
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    <title>Post #273009</title>
    <description>YEAH DRUNJ AND PUKING</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-19T08:37:31-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
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  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/272851/">
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    <title>Post #272851</title>
    <description>Yay sex!</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-19T01:21:10-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
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  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/271390/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/271390/</link>
    <title>Post #271390</title>
    <description>Because accounts are fun?</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-18T05:04:23-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
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  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/271379/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/271379/</link>
    <title>Post #271379</title>
    <description>Yeah. Some of you should get an account.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-18T04:56:04-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
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  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/271292/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/271292/</link>
    <title>Post #271292</title>
    <description>You girls are so funny.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-18T01:40:21-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
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  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/270223/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/270223/</link>
    <title>Post #270223</title>
    <description>The right thing is subjective.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-17T17:08:42-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
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  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/270222/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/270222/</link>
    <title>Post #270222</title>
    <description>I'm too good for that bullshit.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-17T17:08:13-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
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  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/270215/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/270215/</link>
    <title>Post #270215</title>
    <description>Know what... Fuck her. I told her what was going down and she doesn't even tell me that she changed it day of? Ehh... no.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-17T17:00:04-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
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  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/269549/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/269549/</link>
    <title>Post #269549</title>
    <description>Sexpornman!</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-17T05:53:41-01:00</dc:date>
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  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/268703/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/268703/</link>
    <title>Post #268703</title>
    <description>yay sexytime.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-16T18:19:41-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
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  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/264609/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/264609/</link>
    <title>Post #264609</title>
    <description>I've been busy, sorry for not writing guys.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-14T00:01:17-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
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  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/262776/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/262776/</link>
    <title>Post #262776</title>
    <description>argabah</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-12T16:54:31-01:00</dc:date>
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    <title>Post #262374</title>
    <description>ISH, you're not heartless. Intelligent people often seem that way. wanting to drift from one group of friends is pretty normal in my opinion. It's like why people get divorces. They change.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-12T01:56:59-01:00</dc:date>
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  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/261297/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/261297/</link>
    <title>Post #261297</title>
    <description>ISH, you kill me. :P</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-11T08:28:14-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/261269/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/261269/</link>
    <title>Post #261269</title>
    <description>Oh noes. I guess I'll have to bust out the old &amp;quot;FAIL&amp;quot; stamp again.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-11T04:05:51-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/261266/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/261266/</link>
    <title>Post #261266</title>
    <description>FASCINATES! I spelled wrongly. D:</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-11T03:55:39-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/261265/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/261265/</link>
    <title>Post #261265</title>
    <description>Yup. Because I'm the best kisser you never had. :OFurthermore, your endless self dissection facinates me.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-11T03:55:04-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/261259/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/261259/</link>
    <title>Post #261259</title>
    <description>ISH, I think you may fast become one of my favorite peoples here.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-11T03:23:06-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/260170/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/260170/</link>
    <title>Post #260170</title>
    <description>...MARRY ME!</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-10T06:39:26-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/260166/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/260166/</link>
    <title>Post #260166</title>
    <description>Did you know... Those in the field of psychotherapy aren't allowed to probe themselves for that very reason?</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-10T06:25:36-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/260148/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/260148/</link>
    <title>Post #260148</title>
    <description>I know a lot of people out of high school that should spend a few extra years away from the general public because they're either maladjusted or just borderline psychotic.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-10T05:24:05-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/260145/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/260145/</link>
    <title>Post #260145</title>
    <description>I'm sick too, and I'm the goddamn protagonist.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-10T05:16:41-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/260140/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/260140/</link>
    <title>Post #260140</title>
    <description>I demand entertainment!</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-10T05:09:24-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/260139/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/260139/</link>
    <title>Post #260139</title>
    <description>You went downhill really fast.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-10T04:59:22-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/260137/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/260137/</link>
    <title>Post #260137</title>
    <description>HOLY SHIT! I had one of my posts favorited. It's probably one of the best accomplishments of my life. lolz.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-10T04:51:59-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/260134/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/260134/</link>
    <title>Post #260134</title>
    <description>Righto. G'night then.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-10T04:41:52-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/260130/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/260130/</link>
    <title>Post #260130</title>
    <description>Alright. Take care then. Any way we can keep this conversation going at a later time?</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-10T04:39:13-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/260129/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/260129/</link>
    <title>Post #260129</title>
    <description>I just need to say, it's nice to watch a relationship begin in a similar way to how my best one did.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-10T04:38:11-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/260126/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/260126/</link>
    <title>Post #260126</title>
    <description>That's good!</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-10T04:35:51-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/260124/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/260124/</link>
    <title>Post #260124</title>
    <description>Sorry I'm being a therapist, here.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-10T04:34:50-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/260122/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/260122/</link>
    <title>Post #260122</title>
    <description>Is there good raw chemistry to work with?</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-10T04:33:36-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/260120/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/260120/</link>
    <title>Post #260120</title>
    <description>Is he nervous?</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-10T04:31:39-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/260116/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/260116/</link>
    <title>Post #260116</title>
    <description>So what's your problem, Rose?</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-10T04:29:25-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/260115/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/260115/</link>
    <title>Post #260115</title>
    <description>Heh... Baby steps.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-10T04:28:29-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
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  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/260113/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/260113/</link>
    <title>Post #260113</title>
    <description>And to the rest of the WS community, COMMUNICATE, PEOPLE!</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-10T04:27:57-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/260111/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/260111/</link>
    <title>Post #260111</title>
    <description>I was a bit of a tough nut to crack. Too many vanilla ex girlfriends that didn't know how to take charge or even say what they wanted. The last one is a biggie.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-10T04:27:06-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/260109/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/260109/</link>
    <title>Post #260109</title>
    <description>lol. I'm not exactly sure what you're keeping in mind, but if I said it, it must be good. :P</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-10T04:25:46-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/260105/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/260105/</link>
    <title>Post #260105</title>
    <description>Open mindedness is a must.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-10T04:23:19-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/260103/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/260103/</link>
    <title>Post #260103</title>
    <description>Beyond that, I was a good boyfriend. I let her know she was valuable, I was sweet, she was sweet and we had amazing chemistry. Learning was both enlightening and frustrating... I don't think I'd have the patience with someone that isn't open minded.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-10T04:22:53-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/260102/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/260102/</link>
    <title>Post #260102</title>
    <description>Try teaching someone bondage and how to be rough. My ex had to teach me. After about a year I got it down really well. Lol.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-10T04:21:21-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/260098/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/260098/</link>
    <title>Post #260098</title>
    <description>Rose, you're my new buddy.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-10T04:16:04-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/260097/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/260097/</link>
    <title>Post #260097</title>
    <description>Brb. I think I need lemon juice.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-10T04:15:28-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/260094/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/260094/</link>
    <title>Post #260094</title>
    <description>Oh yeah. Influence is a better word. Without a spark of individuality there can be no growth.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-10T04:14:30-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/260093/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/260093/</link>
    <title>Post #260093</title>
    <description>Over meaning, i'll get the glazed over puppy-dog eyes that just say &amp;quot;Please kiss me... Hold me... I want to know you.&amp;quot; The following actions usually say, &amp;quot;I want to show you.&amp;quot;</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-10T04:13:33-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/260090/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/260090/</link>
    <title>Post #260090</title>
    <description>I don't like inexperienced women anymore either. She'd have to be really worth a lot of time and effort for me to mold her into my counterpart. lolz.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-10T04:10:40-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/257580/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/257580/</link>
    <title>Post #257580</title>
    <description>Yeah. Many of you straight edge stiffs need to get over the stigma of weed. It'll greatly enhance your sex life.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-08T05:01:14-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/256600/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/256600/</link>
    <title>Post #256600</title>
    <description>Har har. I'm glad the belt thing shocked at least one person.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-07T16:23:34-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/256311/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/256311/</link>
    <title>Post #256311</title>
    <description>Earlier today, I thought of the time we were in the mall parking lot and I had my belt around your neck. That mischievous smile you gave me when I initially took it off was ridiculously hot. Too bad those days are over now.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-04-07T08:05:40-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/244094/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/244094/</link>
    <title>Post #244094</title>
    <description>Hey, this page isn't loaded with ads!</description>
    <dc:date>2008-03-29T00:44:12-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/227793/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/227793/</link>
    <title>Post #227793</title>
    <description>Like half of us here, I hate myself.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-03-18T01:39:33-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/226768/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/226768/</link>
    <title>Post #226768</title>
    <description>Haha, I love it when fuck buddies come on here only to say &amp;quot;oh noes! I thinks I'm falling in loves with my booty call! Eep!</description>
    <dc:date>2008-03-17T15:11:02-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/226312/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/226312/</link>
    <title>Post #226312</title>
    <description>nJuels. It appears we are enemies.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-03-17T06:16:53-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/226293/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/226293/</link>
    <title>Post #226293</title>
    <description>I am the protagonist.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-03-17T05:34:38-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/222213/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/222213/</link>
    <title>Post #222213</title>
    <description>The best things in life are sex.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-03-14T14:31:50-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/221513/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/221513/</link>
    <title>Post #221513</title>
    <description>Pie.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-03-14T04:55:25-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/211762/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/211762/</link>
    <title>Post #211762</title>
    <description>I sincerely hate my friends.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-03-10T03:36:48-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/203000/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/203000/</link>
    <title>Post #203000</title>
    <description>Today, I feel like clawing out of my skin. I want to be a dancing mass of muscle tissue and bones.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-03-05T06:07:04-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/195505/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/195505/</link>
    <title>Post #195505</title>
    <description>More. Beer.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-02-29T15:21:45-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/193918/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/193918/</link>
    <title>Post #193918</title>
    <description>Oh, and by the way, &amp;quot;My Only Sunshine&amp;quot; ends badly. Read the fucking prose.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-02-28T21:13:25-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/193913/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/193913/</link>
    <title>Post #193913</title>
    <description>When all of you happy, lovey-dovey douchebags are snatched back to reality because you get dumped, I'm going to laugh. When you &amp;quot;aren't feeling it anymore,&amp;quot; I'm going to laugh at your partner's misery. I'm sick and disgusted with relationship based optimism.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-02-28T21:11:56-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/182049/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/182049/</link>
    <title>Post #182049</title>
    <description>So, my job is cooler than yours.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-02-23T07:18:28-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/181416/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/181416/</link>
    <title>Post #181416</title>
    <description>In an alternate universe I would have a 5 month old baby girl.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-02-22T21:22:28-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/179666/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/179666/</link>
    <title>Post #179666</title>
    <description>Fuckydo.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-02-22T06:12:02-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/179664/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/179664/</link>
    <title>Post #179664</title>
    <description>Down with paul.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-02-22T06:10:02-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/179662/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/179662/</link>
    <title>Post #179662</title>
    <description>Paul's money... is not good here.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-02-22T06:09:35-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/179654/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/179654/</link>
    <title>Post #179654</title>
    <description>I know Paul as well. He's not your type.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-02-22T05:54:57-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/173910/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/173910/</link>
    <title>Post #173910</title>
    <description>Granted, I'd like to fuck my boss.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-02-19T16:10:41-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/173897/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/173897/</link>
    <title>Post #173897</title>
    <description>Granted it's fun, but it sure as fuck isn't the best way to get ahead.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-02-19T16:04:20-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/173892/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/173892/</link>
    <title>Post #173892</title>
    <description>Keep skipping class and wasting money! That's the way to get ahead in life, right?</description>
    <dc:date>2008-02-19T16:00:24-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/172969/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/172969/</link>
    <title>Post #172969</title>
    <description>Yeah, it helps. I don't have a reason to be upset aside from fear of success.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-02-19T05:42:02-01:00</dc:date>
    <dc_lang>en_US</dc_lang>
  </item>

  <item rdf:about="http://www.writesomething.net/post/172964/">
    <link>http://www.writesomething.net/post/172964/</link>
    <title>Post #172964</title>
    <description>Lift from the knees!</description>
    <dc:date>2008-02-19T05:35:33-01:00</dc:date>
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    <description>LOLZ, I called you munch. I apologize. Em D is pretty good, and I'm male. :P</description>
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    <description>Ha. How old are you, buddy?</description>
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    <description>Far above the world.</description>
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    <description>Munch, you especially.</description>
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    <description>Talk to me, folks.</description>
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    <description>Major tom cannot hear you.</description>
    <dc:date>2008-02-19T05:22:57-01:00</dc:date>
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